Reste Avec Moi

I am a sarcastic nerd and self-proclaimed adventurer. Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I film stuff. Mostly I reblog things no one needs to see (but this is Tumblr, what did you expect?). There will be a lot of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Harry Potter, SNL, John Mulaney and Jimmy Fallon, Jason Segel, personal posts, and well everything really. True Hodgepodge.
I Would Send You Roses:

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

Harry Potter and I’m a Fucking Horcrux?

(via the-llamas-furiously)

stefons-human-suitcase:

I needed a smile today.

stefons-human-suitcase:

I needed a smile today.

(via tyrannical-saurus-rex)

  • me: omg this is such an amazing text post it's gonna get so many notes.
  • *no one reblogs it*
  • me: i'mma just delete that now...

fuckinghemsworth:

fignewton2 replied to your post: 30 Day Shipping Challenge - Day Nineteen

what is this and why am i not aware of it

This is Shameless, the US version, and it is amazing. It stars the Gallagher family, led by the oldest child, Fiona. She takes care of her father, Frank, and her younger siblings Lip, Ian, Debbie, Carl and Liam (who is inexplicably black). Their neighbors, Veronica and Kevin, also play a huge role in the series. 

Some high-lights of the first season:

  • Debbie stole a baby
  • Frank got kidnapped and left in Canada
  • Ian has sex with a married Muslim man
  • Kevin and V become foster parents to one of those kids from a religious cult and her baby
  • they stole an old lady from a nursing home

I highly recommend it. Here, have some gifs to whet your whistle. 

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sprawliii:

40 Day Dream - Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

(via jeandujardin)

iamanassscat:

Crying because comedians like John Mulaney and Bo burnham are male comedians that actually respect women and think theyre funny but Dane cook and Daniel tosh get their own tv shows.